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Uncle G’s FUN 420 Reviews: Edible Report (#11)
Company: Robhots Edibles
Type of Edible: Gummy
Name: Robhots (125 mg active THC)
Contents: One Gummy
Story and incidental photos by Gary “Uncle G” Brown
All Other Photos: Robhots Website/Facebook Page
Last month I was visiting Verts Neighborhood Dispensary (Fort Collins, CO), doing what has become, my usual routine. I’m old school (and damn proud of it). Buying some weed (flower). And then … wait for it … checking out the medicinal edibles as well. Being waited on by a cool budtender. Some overtime I’ve gotten to know some name. The one waiting on me today; Keegan. The dude always gives me his full attention.
So while scanning over the cannabis meds, one word out of hundreds, jumped out at me; mango. Printed on a black box, about the size of a pack of cancer sticks, or a deck of playing cards. In different fonts, all the information that one legally has to have here in the state of Colorado in order to publicly sell this cannabis-infused with THC Distillate, product. The paper container having white and reddish-orange writing, and a little black type mixed in as well. Childproof package inside holding one yummy gummy. Mango is one of my favorite fruits. Got into the wonderful juicy stone fruit while staying in Florida, back in the early 1980s. Found out about the aloe vera plant around the same time. I lived in New Jersey 15 years before that. Neither item at the time was typically found there. Back to the subject at hand, Robhots comes in a variety of flavors. I’ll inform you ahead of time; “Mango RULES!”
Having the flavored gummy I was interested in, I opened the box and pulled out the black childproof flavor tight packaging. Ten minutes later I managed to finally get the actual gummy out. Only kidding … 5 minutes later. Got a butter knife and cut the orange medicine into two pieces. Basic math informs me I’m getting a slightly stronger dose than I might be comfortable with; 62.5 mg – infused with THC Distillate – a tasteless, colorless form of THC that averages upwards to 96 percent THC (total).
The little voice inside me ponders …
“What’s for supper?
Maybe I should do the medicated cannabis edible first, and then have eaten dinner?
What’s for dinner?
I wonder if enough money was in the checking account to cover the Netflix bill?
I’m HUNGRY! I know … leftover spaghetti (insert smiley face).
And then that little voice inside concludes …
Oh … I’m pretty sure that I could safely handle half of this gummy, being close enough to the THC dose I am nowadays comfortable with.”
Trial and error … start off with small dosing, and work your way up to a level of cannabis medication that helps deal with whatever you are wanting the THC to do. And very important, always try to know from what kind of cannabis plant did it come from; indica, sativa, or is this a special blend; hybrid. Just sayin’.
I tested on two different nights. Both times, I felt a very nice, kind of calming effect. Not too wasted. I might have laughed at shit on the television that I might not have even giggled at previously. My lower back was fine. No real discomfort. I skipped my night time nerve medication on both testing nights. Slept fine. Did I say how it tasted really good?
Uncle G Recommends
I Sure do! All-day and all night! Try not to operate any farm equipment while under the influence. It would be weird, especially if never on a farm before.
Remember, Robhots has stronger cannabis medication than this. What I picked out was more tailored to my needs. Same as you will also do, each and every time when buying/consuming any cannabis edible. Uncle G says about the subject;
“Know all you can … beforehand. Not only about the product you are considering doing, but about your own mental and physical self as well. Put it this way. The less information you have, the more change the opportunity of something going wrong.”
Uncle G’s Helpful Links
Robhots Edibles: www.robhots.com
Verts Neighborhood Dispensary: www.vertsdispensary.com
Classic Rock Radio (UK) – www.ClassicRockRadio.co.uk