Uncle G’s FUN 420 Reviews: Watermelon Mojito Vape Cartridge (2026)

14 August 2026

Uncle G’s FUN 420 Reviews

Spotlight: Watermelon Mojito Vape Cartridge (1000 mg) 

From: Death Row Records Cannabis

By Gary “Uncle G” Brown
GaryBrown@garyunclegbrownarchives.com

This is some good shit! 

I’ve been vaping cannabis since around April of 2023. Over three years ago. Long enough to have accumulated some experience. I’m glad I switched from flower/weed to vaping. I was turned on to it by a cool lady friend here in Las Vegas. One day we went to a dispensary here in Las Vegas that’s sadly no longer in business, and I purchased a battery and some sauce. Might have been half a gram. From there, I never looked back. 

I’m a writer. A columnist. My archival website is filled with articles I wrote in the past. Various subjects, including marijuana. Feel free (no paywall) to check that all out at any time.   

I first started smoking pot back in the 1970s. A brother from another mother passed a joint to me for my first hit. I was on my way to my first shit-faced drunk. I probably came close to dying of alcohol poisoning. Good thing my friend’s mom was a nurse.

I must admit that in my youth, cannabis got me into a lot of trouble. I was kicked out of where I lived. Packed up and was told to leave more than once. The adults doing this told me that I used and associated with people who were known marijuana smokers. Guilty. A shady element that they did not want any involvement with. Can’t blame them. Back then, being caught with one pot seed would put you in jail for life.

Another time, I was caught smoking a joint with a guy on school grounds and was thrown out of high school in the 10th grade. The year before, I was suspended for smoking cigarettes in the boys’ room. Even the school they had for bad kids would not take me. I was thrown out of that on my first day. At one point, they actually sent a tutor to where I stayed. Until age 16, the town was responsible for my education.

I was caught by the police for pot about 3 times, maybe 4. Once I was totally set up. It was night. I was walking home my usual way when I turned a corner, and suddenly all these bright lights came on. Multiple police cars. Busted with a handful of joints that I planned on selling the next day. Bad boy! I did multiple stays in detention centers. Not the kind of kid that you wanted your teenage child to hang out with. Parents hated me! I actually stopped hanging with girls because their father was beating them for just being around me. Motivated me to go outside my circle. The long road to maturity.

I tried to straighten out some. I got my G.E.D. and went to work full time at age 16. Started paying into Social Security in 1977. My parents, by this time, were both long dead. I was ‘Little Orphan Gary’ at age 11. Foster homes, social workers, and probation officers. I made friends, and I made enemies. So-called friends used me as a scapegoat. Tall and skinny, I was the guy another guy could beat up for some street cred. False rumors. Cops knew me up and down the Jersey Shore. I survived all this and more. On the streets and in front of judges.

Speaking of judges, as part of my sentence, this one time was a trip to the state penitentiary: Scared Straight. A fairly new program at the time. I qualified. Lucky for me, I missed being in that popular movie they did by one week. For the record, I did get in trouble after that. It wasn’t good. I had a ton of charges on me. Received a suspended sentence and was warned that the next time, I would go straight to a maximum-security jail. I tried to better control my demons after that.

In my youth, I was what you would label a juvenile delinquent. Reefer was never the main reason for my bad behaviour growing up. Other things were. Pissed off at the world. No real adult supervision. Foster care was a joke. They would only react to what I did. Real parenting was off the table. It was all about the money. As one could tell by reading this, I could write a book. Instead…

Lets Vape

Name: Watermelon Mojito

Delivery System: Vape Cartridge

From: Death Row Records Cannabis

Does it taste like watermelon? Death Row Records Cannabis Watermelon Mojito doesn’t taste like dirt. Cannabis can be that way. Vaping is better than smoking. I smoked cigarettes for over 30 years. I smoked my first joint in 1972/1973, and I was inhaling. Back in the 80s, I did a little crack. I smoked hash, and thi-stick. It’s amazing at my age that I’m not dead. Nowadays, a doctor checks my lungs every 3 months. X-Rays every two years. I’m holding steady. My primary care doctor knows I vape cannabis. I quit cigarettes back in ‘07. Smoked for 30 years. That certainly helps my longevity.  

I had hits when vaping that I would think to myself. I’d say: 

Self, this tastes horrible. 

Could the reason be that I was at the end of a vape cartridge? Another dead soldier.

When it was working, no real flavor, but what one would expect when inhaling/exhaling the contents of a plant. Here’s the thing. Exhaling cannabis and exhaling cigarettes/cigar/pipe smoke is not the same thing. People who have never vaped before kind of assume that. Nope!

Cheaper quality cannabis sauce makes me cough. My nose burns. I sneeze. Usually, I don’t care. A part of getting high. I would buy again if that was the best they offered my next time there. Frankly, I just want the benefits of using cannabis. There are many! Let me feel its healing effects, the sooner, the better. Sure, most cannabis vape products do their job, but the experience itself could have been better.

For The Record: I vape cannabis products that have THC. Some folks who vape do CBD (cannabidiol). Non-intoxicating. Helps treat various diseases, including cardiovascular disorders.

Back to the show…

Death Row Records Cannabis Watermelon Mojito has a pleasant watermelon thing going for it. Opening the package, there was a nice aroma. The taste stays throughout the full gram. The gram lasted me almost a week. When taking a hit and then exhaling, I am reminded of one of my favorite fruits. So the taste is actually part of what makes part of what makes this sauce stand out from the rest. Yeah, I had others that were good or came close. Nobody wants something harsh that immediately makes you cough so loud that your neighbors could hear you.

Find a dispensary. Legal weed. You’ll pay taxes/fees. In Las Vegas, there are but a few places that sell Death Row Records Cannabis products. The one I am a regular at sells it. Just minutes from the Strip. I pass other cannabis dispensaries going to the one that I go to all the time. Jardin – Premium Cannabis Dispensary Las Vegas. Located at 2900 East Desert Road. Classy! These people, and I so much appreciate it, treat me right. Outstanding products, including Death Row Records Cannabis stuff.  

Once there, ask one of the very nice budtenders what Death Row Records Cannabis products that they have today. Varies day to day. Jardin’s has a website. I look at that while at home. It informs me of their current inventory. If vaping, it’s cartridges/pods that the cannabis sauce comes in. No fire needed! You will need what’s called a battery. You older pot smokers, welcome to the twenty-first century. Most batteries are kind of like a pen. Small. You can also find them short and fat. They have disposable/vape pens, as well. Use and throw away. A battery heats up the sauce so you can get a hit. They have fancy ones with all kinds of different settings. Great for when going places. Respect others. Be discreet. And word to the wise, don’t take any cannabis product out of state. Just don’t! To help, I usually go through a half-gram in 2 or 3 days. I have injuries that sometimes dictate that. Popeye has his spinach. I have cannabis. I vape all throughout the 24-hour day. As a rule, I don’t share. To me, it’s medicine, which sometimes puts me in the mood to eat a nice meal or listen to some cool progressive rock music.

I vape for various reasons. Mostly because of old injuries and the fact that I always enjoyed getting stoned. It beats burning flower, by a long shot. So, for recreational and medicinal needs. Chronic pain. Doctors tend to think pills are the answer. Not that cannabis relieves any pain that I have, but a good strain could help distract my thinking so I am not dwelling on it all the time. May also lessen the need for a new pharmaceutical prescription.

In the three years that I’ve been vaping, I have tried various companies that produce vaping juice. I’m not a botanist. I don’t pretend to be. No fancy breakdown in any of my reviews. I tend to write about the experience. Did it get me high? For a total breakdown of the cannabis you are interested in vaping, read the package your cannabis comes in. Tells you everything. That’s the law. Also, they have websites. You can ask questions there, or at the dispensary you go to.

THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol)

I do have more luck with a higher THC count. Usually between 85 percent and 90 percent suits me fine. Don’t blow off the lower THC content. It’s all good. Again, ask the budtenders any questions you have.

There are many benefits of using cannabis. Try to find something that suits you, as I did when I purchased the Watermelon Mojito Vape Cartridge. This vape juice is the bomb! What I ordered here is a sativa. A pick-me-up. Can make you feel lively. I do take medication that can make me feel sleepy. This helps counteract that. Have a problem? Seek a solution. That’s the way I roll. But dig this. If older, the sativa found in cannabis isn’t quite like the pharmaceutical black beauties from the 1970s. Diet pills that doctors would prescribe to lose weight. I remember them well.

Back to cannabis, besides sativa, there is indica, which can make you feel really chill, and then what they call a hybrid, which is a mix of the two. In the dog world, that would be the mutt. 

Speaking of dogs, in the human world, everybody knows Snoop Dogg. Death Row Records Cannabis is all his. This weed is inspired by him. Selling kick-ass cannabis products at an affordable price. As a rule, celebrity weed costs more. As an example, Tommy Chong, who I like very much, has/had very good quality weed. I smoked more than one strain. You pay out the ass for that. Very good quality smoke. Worth every penny!

My walk-out price for buying Snoop’s cannabis was reasonable. Didn’t break the bank. A gram of sauce here in town can be $50 or more. Plus taxes/fees. Quality is usually good. People know what they are selling.

For older folks like myself, price matters. Once said and done, my walk-out (product, taxes, fees, and a tip for the budtender who waits on me) was slightly over thirty bucks. If Snoopy Dogg’s Watermelon Mojito was $20 more for the gram, I probably would not be spending my morning typing my thoughts on the product. Prices do vary. I could have caught a sale? Twice in a row? I did check out another dispensary that sells Snoop’s cannabis. The money is about the same. Stays this way, I could be vaping Death Row Records Cannabis all the time, from here on out.

“Uncle G” REVIEWS…

Watermelon Mojito – Vape Cartridge – THC 90.33 – Death Row Records Cannabis

Using the one-to-five-star rating system, where one star means it sucks shitballs, to 5 stars, which means it’s exactly what the doctor ordered, Gary “Uncle G” Brown rates Watermelon Mojito Vape Cartridge…5 stars! All day long!

We would imagine that Snoop Dogg inhaled and approved. Putting it plainly, one would think it’s got to be high-quality cannabis for Snoop Dogg to put his name on it. That makes sense.

Watermelon Mojito is a sativa. No sleeping. The THC count might be considered rather high. Believe me, one toke, and you are set for a couple/few hours.

Another thing, and here’s the main reason why I use cannabis daily, is that it helps me forget about the pain in my ass and wherever else I may ache. I’ve been in car accidents, and I am guilty of working hard all my life. Plus, like everyone else, I’m aging. Now a senior (ages 65-75). But I try to not act like one.

I feel my life would be worse without cannabis in my life. I use caution, as everyone else should. Now, I also have a tolerance. Again, Death Row Records Cannabis is getting me high and doing its trick, which is, for me, making life more tolerable. I watch TV, listen to music, and sometimes eat whatever isn’t nailed down. Vaping Watermelon Mojito will give you the munchies. Be prepared! Remember when grocery shopping. If you buy it, you eat it.

In summary, Death Row Records Watermelon Mojito Vape Cartridge is a very good product! I will buy it again and strongly recommend it. Now that I’ve told the world, please leave some for me.              

Useful Websites Links

Death Row Records Cannabis – www.deathrowcannabis.co
Jardín Premium Cannabis Dispensary – www.jardinlasvegas.com

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